Secular Soup Creed

Soup is the ultimate virtue.

It’s delicious

nutritious

patriarchy smashing

racism fighting

warm and

fuzzy

human affirming

fun having

anti-theist

glitter throwing

tummy satisfying

pair of new shoes

fulfilling

diversity seeking

Happiness.

Minestrone

beef and barley

chicken broth

and split pea

gazpacho

tomato

clam chowder

and potato

chicken noodle

beef noodle

egg drop

and ramen cup

Miso

Gumbo

leek and pho.

Grab a bowl and

taste the magic.

Slurp even this.